Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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