I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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