No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
