my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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