just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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