Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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