i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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