If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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