If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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