3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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