everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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