so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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