I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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