That's intense
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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