I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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