she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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