Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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