Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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