nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
