she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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