anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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