just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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