I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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