The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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