It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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