is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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