SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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