ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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