problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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