You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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