My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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