The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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