So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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