I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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