he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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