You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Duck Duck Cougar?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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