I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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