Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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