i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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