Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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