Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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