So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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