i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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