Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
so much tequila, so little girl.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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