Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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