I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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