shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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