Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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