pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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