no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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