She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My breasts were aching with rage.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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