I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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